Long Time, No Questionaire

It's been ages since I did one of these, mostly because I hadn't seen any. But I found this on my LiveJournal friends list page today and figured, what the heck. I stayed up really late last night and am too tired to come up with anything original on my own, so this will suffice. As usual, feel free to do it. The rules stated one word answers only: Yes or No. And as usual, I paid that no mind and embellished as I saw fit. I also took the liberty of fixing misspellings.

• Kissed any one of your blogging friends? —  No
• Been arrested? — No
• Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
• Slept in until 5 PM? — hmmmmm..... I think the latest I slept was til 4:30 pm, but I'd gone to bed at 6:30 am, but I might've slept later at least one. I don't remember.
• Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes, if nodding off and catching myself counts
• Held a snake? — Ick, no.
• Ran a red light? — No. Because I don't drive. I have walked through a red light, though.
• Been suspended from school? — No
• Experienced love at first sight? — No
• Totaled your car in an accident? — No, because, as I mentioned, I don't drive.
• Been fired from a job? — No
• Fired somebody? — No, because it wasn't in my power. I did initiate proceedings, with my supervisor, to get someone demoted and transferred and someone else fired.
• Sung karaoke? — No, and everyone should be grateful for that.
• Pointed a gun at someone? — No
• Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Uh.... Not that I recall.
• Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? — Ick, no. I have laughed til I cried, though.
• Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes. What kid hasn't? The snow was a lot purer when I was a kid.
• Kissed in the rain? — No... uh, maybe once. Again, a memory issue.
• Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No
• Saw someone die? — No
• Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Maybe once, at a party, a long time ago. 
• Smoked a cigar? — Ick, no. No cigarettes or anything else, either.
• Sat on a rooftop? — No
• Smuggled something into another country? — No
• Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? — No
• Broken a bone? — Yes, if a toe counts. Also fractured a bone once.
• Skipped school? — No, unless being out sick counts.
• Eaten a bug? — No
• Sleepwalked? — Not that I know of. No one ever told me that I did, if so.
• Walked on a moonlit beach? — No
• Ridden a motorcycle? — No
• Dumped someone? — No
• Forgotten your anniversary? — No
• Lied to avoid a ticket? — No. Again, I don't drive. I assume this refers to driving.
• Ridden in a helicopter? — No
• Shaved your head? — No
• Blacked out from drinking? — No
• Played a prank on someone? — No, well, my friends and I made phony phone calls when we were 10 or 12 or so. I guess that counts.
• Hit a home run? — No. Haven't played a sport where that would occur.
• Felt like killing someone? — No. Just felt like slapping 'em upside the head.
• Cross-dressed? — No. I'm not even sure what this means. I wore ties at times, often at work, with a blouse and skirt. And I wear pants. Given I'm female, is that cross-dressing? This is a silly question, though a guy wearing a dress and stiletto heels would probably be cross-dressing, I guess.
• Been falling-down drunk? — No
• Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No
• Eaten snake? — No
• Marched/protested? — No
• Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
• Puked on an amusement ride? — No
• Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes
• Been in a band? - No
• Knitted? — No. The time my grandmother tried to teach me and I knitted a one-inch square doesn't count. Or at least, it shouldn't. ;)
• Been on TV? — Yes, for about a second, during a news report about train delays as I was squeezing into a packed train.
• Shot a gun? — No
• Skinny-dipped? — No. Again, everyone should be grateful.
• Given someone stitches? — No
• Eaten a whole habanero pepper? — No. Not even a portion of one, either.
• Ridden a surfboard? — No
• Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
• Had surgery? — Yes
• Streaked? — No
• Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes
• Tripped on mushrooms? — No
• Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes, twice, from heat exhaustion, but only for a few seconds each time.
• Peed on a bush? — Well, yes, on the plants in our backyard when I was a little kid. It was easier than going in the house with a wet bathing suit. Those plants grew better than the unpeed on ones!
• Donated blood? — No
• Grabbed electric fence? - No. Why the hell would I?
• Eaten alligator meat? - No
• Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
• Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No, because I have no kids.
• Killed an animal when NOT hunting? — Do insects count?
• Peed your pants in public? — No
• Sneaked into a movie without paying? — No
• Written graffiti? — Not in public. Just made graffiti drawings in an art pad. :)
• Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
• Think about the future? — The future is now. When you hit 60, it's better to concentrate on the present.
• Been in handcuffs? — No. Well, once for fun, with trick handcuffs.
• Believe in love? — Yes
• Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes, mostly

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