I have neither an eBay account nor a PayPal account. Sending me dozens of spam emails re: my non-existent accounts will not get me to take your bait and click on your bogus links so you can steal my personal info. Not that I would if I had those accounts, cuz I know better, but geez, this is lame, guys. So knock it off? 'kay? Thank you in advance.
Sigh. I know it won't work. They'll just keep coming, along with the Washington Mutual Bank spam. I don't have an account there, either. Sheesh.