Words to Live By

Got this in an email forward, and while I usually hate those things, or heard the jokes a gazillion times before, this was pretty cool and the chocolate reference makes it oh so appropriate to put here.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a marguerita in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming — WOO HOO, what a ride!