I don't think I've posted this before: World's Largest Chocolate Bar. Link found on Bill Crider's Pop Culture Magazine.
And this chocolate pouch, with the rather odd name of Chocolate Bar Yummy Pocket, is perfect for any self-respecting chocoholic. Found on Neatorama.
From the library phone reference trenches...
Her: What programs do you have this fall?
Me: We don't have the whole schedule yet, but we are doing a resume writing workshop.
Her: I need that. I need someone to type my resume for me.
Me: Actually, it's to teach you how to put together a resume. We can't type it for you. We're a library, not a typing service.
Her: Well, I don't know what you all do!