Personal Lists

3 Guaranteed Ways to Piss Me Off

• Tell me what I think.
• Tell me what to think.
• Assume you know what I'm thinking.

3 Urges I Have that I Must Resist

• The urge to grab a French fry off the plate of someone dining at restaurant with outside seating as I walk by.
• The urge to trip someone walking down the street and paying more attention to his/her iPod or cellphone than where he/she is going.
• The urge to kick someone in the shins when they block the subway doors as I'm trying to exit the train.
  

Feeling:

~~~o0o~~~
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